hideokojima:

greatlordfluffernutter:

hideokojima:

are people allowed to say kys here

We’re allowed to say faggot don’t worry about it

sorry-im-just-pissed:

teathattast:

Orange

catchymemes:

bloodpen-to-paper:

July 18, 2008

March 20, 2020

July 21, 2023

manny-jacinto:

legend 🙌

thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

Well, I’m sold.

I keep watching all of these things that are supposed to turn me gay and so far the only tingle was when Captain America bicep-curled a helicopter.

I’ll keep trying I guess.

trashincognito:

I think sometimes people forget that the gov is the corporations’ bitch, not the other way round.

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himbofisher:

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heehoothefool:

ghost–bot:

cheddar-baby:

cheddar-baby:

What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost–bot ??

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kawaii-pigeon:

spacebingus:

normalbirb:

Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning “show upload progress” off in Account Settings 👍

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

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thehotgirlproject:

killwizard:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

Remember that “three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable” meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

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akazapologist:

pilferingapples:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

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himbofisher:

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yd12k:

definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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